underthesickinfluence:

She came to see me when I got out of Intensive Care.
She said, there’s bad news and there’s good news. You’re paralyzed from the waist down - permanently.
OK, I said, let’s have the good news.
That was the good news, she said. The bad news is that from now on, I’m taking care of you.

 Bitter Moon - Roman Polanski